Oppinion on how to clean my cat...

1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ''powerwash and rinse'' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, the Dog

Something my dog would sing on christmas

(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Dogs tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening'.
It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

this christmas.....

haizz....oh man!!! this Christmas sucks!!!!..last nite...my mum got into a car accident.....thank god she's alright....haizz...i was lucky that i followed my dad...if nt....i would b in tht accident also.... TT ...

its christmas 2moro!!!!!!

okay......2day is Christmas eve.......I've got everything done now.... err.. Christmas tree.... check.... cookies.....check!!....milk....err....check!!.....CLEAN socks....check!...letter 2 Santa.....check!!!!...been a good girl whole year....errrrrrrr..........check........ >.>..... CCTV...check!!!!...

just now....i went 2 San Fransisco grill...nice place...i ordered a steak au con...smth...hahaha...its a steak...grilled 2 perfection with some wine!! n special sauce..XD..anyways...its a place 4 couples n families...while i was so bz messaging naomi...i noticed 2 guys on the next table...n without myself noticing it...i was starring at them...trying 2 figure out if they were gay o nt...hehe...man...they look so gay!!..wahahaha...i mean...they were sharing soup... O.O ...plus!! eye contact!!! den smile here smile thr..while talking 2 each other..***shivers***the....dessert.....waffles with vanilla ice cream n some cherries...with maple syrup...yummm....
the candle... XD