I

wish
I'm
allowed
to
drive...

Today

is super duper extremely unexplainably, (not sure if tht word even exist) horrifically,exhilaratingly ,lively,and awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel soo good!!!!!!i feel so damn lively today! hehe...i laughed at the lamest thing in the world...u knw wad?! GEO!!!! n during SEJ...i sit in front marh...duno why...suddenly laugh....ahahaha...alone gok....den hippo was like...blur....hahaha... siao liaooo!!! ahahahaha...during dutyy oso...siaooooo kiiiiiiiiiii.....wiki bibi dun wanna explain 2 me why....sad ehh....ANYWAYYYY!!! i feel so damn HAPPY 2dayyy...surprisingly...i dont find today boring!! XD

I

keep

a

sinister

smile

and

a

hold

of

my

heart..

^^

NORMAL


people's brain is faster than their hands....



but for our SPECIAL species like ANGELINE LIM....



her brain is just too slow for her hands.... XD



p.s..this is just for fun...as i was so damn bored... ^^

Randomness

feeling so random....since every1 is ignoring me....pfft....sooooooo...our topic today is abt a story tht pn mary sia told us....

once...thr was a boy..n her cls....his ball pen ink ran out...sooooo....he took the needle.... wanted 2 blow it...instead...he accidently swallowed it... == smart...anywayyy...they brought him 2 GH...the doc scaned him...dennnnn...he gave him alot of MARGERINE... hehehe....hoping tht the needle will come out wif the margerine...hahahahaha...n it did....sooooo my conclusion....
MARGERINE = ANGELINE LIM
conclusion : ANGELINE can save ppl's lives ... =D
plus....she can make naomi fat....wahahahahaha!!!!.....

Another taggie..

10 Are Yous'
1. Are you single - yup
2. Are you happy - nono
3. Are you bored - yup
4. Are you fair - nooooo
5. Are you italian - nope
6. Are you intelligent - nope
7. Are you honest - sometimes
8. Are you nice - NOOOOO...im mean..=D
9. Are you Irish - uhhhhhh
10. Are you asian: yup

10 Random Facts
1. Full name - Joanne soh....yin yin.....
2. Nicknames - sotong!!! =D
3. Birth place - meow meow city
4. Hair Colour - black/brown
5. Natural hair style - uhhh...lidat?
6. Eye colour - RED!!! hahaha
7. Birthday - 6 Feb
8. Mood - bored to death
9. Fav colour(s) - Black, green????
10. One place you'd like to visit - dono

10 Things About My Love Life.
1. Have you ever been in love - ??
2. Do you believe in love at first sight - noooo
3. Do you currently have a crush - nooo
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally - uhhhh???
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart - nope
6. Have you ever had your heart broken - erm...?
7. Have you ever liked someone without telling them - no
8. Are you afraid of commitment -lol...
9. Who was the last person you hugged - shao may!!! XD
10. Who was the last person you said ily to - cat counted??

10 This Or Thats
1. Love or lost - love
2. Hard liquor or beer - erm..wine can?
3. Cat or dog - BOTH!!! XD
4. A few best friends or alot of regular friends - erm?
5. Creamy or crunchy -depends..
6. Pencil or pen - pen
7. Wild night out or romantic night out - oooo...romantic??
8. Money or happiness - both
9. Night or Day - night
10. IM or phone - phone

10 'Have You Evers'
1. Been caught sneaking out - from??
2. Seen a polar bear - no..sad ehh
3. Done something you regret - yahh...
4. Bungee jumped - eeeeeeeeee! i prefer surfing.. XD
5. Ate food that fell on the floor - ewwwwww....noooo
6. Finish entire jawbreaker - erm...its a candy rite?
7. Been caught naked - haha..baby time la..lol
8. Wanted an ex gf/bf back - no
9. Cried because you lost a pet - yeap!!...
10. Wanted to disappear - yahh...like now...

10 Preferences In A Partner.
1. Eyes or smile - both
2. Light or dark hair - erm..doesn't really matter??
3. Kisses or hugs - huggies
4. Shorter or taller - taller
5. Intelligent or attraction - both
6. Topman or Zara - ???
7. Funny or serious - both la
8. Older or Younger - older
9. Outgoing or quiet - outgoing
10. Sweet or Bad - *cough*cough*

10 'Have Yous'
1. performed in front of a large crowd - yeap...so scaryy...
2. ever talked on the phone for longer than an hour - yup
3. ever walked on hands - no??
4. ever been to a rock concert - no
5. ever been in a cherleading team - eeeeeeee...noooo
6. ever been in a dance team - blahh...no
7. ever been in a sports team - yeah...
8. ever been in a drama play/production - nope
9. ever owned a BMW/Mercedes Benz/Escalade/Hummer/Bently - nooo...how sad...
10. ever been in a rap video - no???

10 'Lasts'
1. Last phone call you made - forget
2. Last person you hugged - emily?
3. Last person you hung out with - lupa
4. Last time you worked - uhhhh?
5. Last person you talked to - mummyyy
6. Last person you IM'd - what IM'd??
7. Last person you texted - Ru qian! XD
8. Last person you went to a movie with - lupa
9. Last person/thing you missed - i missed....=X
10. Last website visited - this


I Tag




















































myself!!! hehe.... XD

Random... =D

According to bibi's super duper shuai de mummy...im "NORMAL"..wahahaha!!!!!! any objections? no? dahhh!! c!!!! i AM normal...wahahaha!!!!!

I

miss
you

Taggie..

tagged by the personality disordered CAT...



Dear Michelle,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital when I saw you pull the clothes off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism. Go burn.
Sincerely Joanne.

I TAG:

1. Grace (AHA!...do all over agn!!! muahahaha)

-Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:
-1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Personality Disorder!!!

Grace...
remember
your a cat too! aha!
u only THINK tht ur a dog...

so ur WEIRD too!!
no...i meant...WEIRDER!

so i
guess...the picture below
best describes U!

a personality disordered CAT!!!

aha!! i got my revenge! XP