Oppinion on how to clean my cat...

1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ''powerwash and rinse'' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, the Dog

Something my dog would sing on christmas

(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Dogs tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening'.
It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

this christmas.....

haizz....oh man!!! this Christmas sucks!!!!..last nite...my mum got into a car accident.....thank god she's alright....haizz...i was lucky that i followed my dad...if nt....i would b in tht accident also.... TT ...

its christmas 2moro!!!!!!

okay......2day is Christmas eve.......I've got everything done now.... err.. Christmas tree.... check.... cookies.....check!!....milk....err....check!!.....CLEAN socks....check!...letter 2 Santa.....check!!!!...been a good girl whole year....errrrrrrr..........check........ >.>..... CCTV...check!!!!...

just now....i went 2 San Fransisco grill...nice place...i ordered a steak au con...smth...hahaha...its a steak...grilled 2 perfection with some wine!! n special sauce..XD..anyways...its a place 4 couples n families...while i was so bz messaging naomi...i noticed 2 guys on the next table...n without myself noticing it...i was starring at them...trying 2 figure out if they were gay o nt...hehe...man...they look so gay!!..wahahaha...i mean...they were sharing soup... O.O ...plus!! eye contact!!! den smile here smile thr..while talking 2 each other..***shivers***the....dessert.....waffles with vanilla ice cream n some cherries...with maple syrup...yummm....
the candle... XD

Random...

I'm so bored now...so le...I'll post some random pics that i took ..hahas..enjoy.. XDthe beach!!!... XD
i took this during band lunch break....i was eating at chonglin...hahas....
sports day!!!!....
this was taken outside my house...hahas...got effect!!....haha
this was taken outside my house oso..hahas...
this was also taken outside my house...hahas.... XD
this was also taken outside my house....looks so nicee....hehe
skyline...hahas....
this was taken outside my house...XD
this was taken during band ..^^
this was taken during band....everything was peaceful....XD
nice.....this was taken during merdeka day...at the stadium...hahas.. XD

PRS training camp..

on the 24th we had a camp,a PRS training camp...hahaha...me,bibi,dee dee,joana n ariel were the only form one's...hahaha...but we r the most crazy n most active or hyper ones...anyway...on the first day...we had this repelling activity,(4 those hu donno wad is that..this activity is like wall climbing but this is going down from an 40 foot tall wall)but it rained..i was soooooo GLAD!!.i mean..its 40 feet tall...anyway...we went back to the dormitory n take bath..n stuff lidat...i knw...whn it was past midnight...joana n dd was still on the top bunk laughing n sms-ing...i was so tired..n so annoyed...since i din bring my beloved pillow...i had 2 use my jacket...haizz...knt sleep aar!!.cause ler..the bed is to hard..the pillow is toooo hard...n thr is just tooo much mosquitos...i gt like...40 bites on me..haizz....n thr is smth new...joana is now the mosquito killer..she killed over 45 of them...hahaha...every 5mis..she would go piak!.hahaha..den the next day..i woke up at 5.30 a.m n 6 smth we had morning exercise...after that..we hav 2 run 4 2laps NIA..whn haven fin one lap..everyone so tired liao...i was like...waaaaaaa so fast!!...band was like...20 times more tiring than that!!..anyway...they brought us 2 sematan beach...so peaceful man..i love it!!!..but we r nt suppose 2 have our hp's whn an activity is going on..so i dint take photo's...n we all started 2 complain...but eventually...me n Joana ended up collecting seashells..they r so beautiful..so large agn...so interesting oorh...n den we went back to the dorm...had breakfast n went 2 do repelling...ok..here is whr the action starts...me n jo was the 2nd or the 3rd batch 2 do it...the wall was 40 foot tall...n the ladders was so steep..i almost fell...so scary man!!...n den...the repelling started...first...the coach will put a rope 2 ur safety belt o smth...n den ask u 2 go the hedge..n lean backwards...u will feel like thr is ntg 2 save u frm falling frm a 40 foot tall wall but a small rope...so le...i was soooooooooo scared...so nervous..n stuff...i could barely move..n den i saw joana next 2 me...she was more scared than me...n den the coach was like scaring her even more..n den she kinda freaked out....so i laughed at her...but sadly...i fell n knocked the wall...ouch!...so the repelling started...it was so damn scary man....i remembered the coach saying that..whn i cant stand it...i can say "Falling"...so i shouted at the coach that...n guess wad...he said.."dun need lah"..i was like...waaaaddd??!!...having no choice..i continued another 2 steps n shouted "Falling" agn...n he said "aiyah...dun need lar"...i was like...damn u!!i cant stand liao...n i was so damn scared agn...so den i screamed.."FALLING!!!!"....at him...after that...than he put me in falling mode..haha..(p.s: falling mode is much safer cause the coach will slowly pull u down to the ground)after that...my heart was pounding so loudly...so nervous aah!...the teacher asked me"waaa..next time do u wanna try agn?" i said "yes,.. 50 years frm now.."...hahaha...after that..we had lunch..n 2hrs of free time...after that...it was gonna rain...n the commitee's plan 2 play a outdoor game..under the rain!!weeeeeee....so fun...i was like...sooooo wet...hahaha...we were divided into 2 groups...me,bb n ariel was in the same group...but dd n joana was playing against us..hahaha...so fun...we took dd as our hostage..n they took bibi...hahaha..i was taken by the commitee...n den the commitees took all of our eggs...so we had no choice but 2 get them back...so..the 2 groups join 2gether 2 attack the commitee...hahaha...so fun man!...so damn fun...it was like...5 ppl tackle 1 human...hahaha...n den...at nite..we gt station games...one of them was we have 2 act out the meaning of the sentence...haha..my acting was like...HORRIBLE!...haahahaha...n whn ppl act 4 me 2 guess..i was like...so blur...hahahaha...after that..we went back 2 our dorms...den... me,bb,dd,jaona, n ariel gone hyper..but we slept soon after...den...at 2.15 a.m..the commitee's woke us up saying this was a fire drill...hahaha..but b4 that..they took out shoes..haizz...so we had 2 4lo them n get it barefooted..but...whn we reach thr..they gave us a performance...abt wad digi advertisement...but...the digi human so sesat ler...the digi human..4lo another digi human..hahaha walking around the tennis court agn n agn...hahaha...so lame..but funny...hahaha...anyway...we found out that bibi's head got line!!...u knw that at the camp...the digi line nt dat gud rite...but if u put at bibi's head...got line!!...so cool man...now it is still working...hahaha...n guess wad...she is afraid of CATS!!!...bibi afraid of her own species...hahahaha...a kitten keep on 4lowing bibi nia...n bibi was like so scared of it...hahahaha...she keep running away frm it...hahaha....tsk tsk...on the 3rd day...it was the last day...so after the morning exercise,we went 2 the beach agn...i gt so many cool seashells... haizz...now...im camp sick...cause everyone at the camp was so interesting...very diff...hahaha...way more fun...besides that,,this camp made me realize soo many stuff...n im trusted by other ppl that i barely knw with their secrets....so i was so glad...n my lips are sealed..like i promised..^^..n here are some pics that i manage 2 take...enjoy...XD..the filament light...so bright man!!...knt sleep...n cun cun it is placed in front of me...haizz...
the dormitory...hahaha....i took the top one..^^
joana everyday lean on bibi....hahaha..**cough**cough**... my tag....haha..me n garfield sama geng...hahahaha...=D ariel,dee dee n joana...haha...they were in the bus...lying on each other...hahaha..lucky i sempat take this pic..^^ from the left,...lydia,me n png ning...they are the best commitee members u can ever get...^^ the cat that bibi, n joana was afraid of...hahaha....scary o nt??? Moth...hahaha...it was on a PINK shoe...haha...this i oso so sakai...but nt as sakai as the green bug lar...anyway..it was on an extremely pink shoe...haizz...its so pink!yucks! green bug!!...hahahaha...its so green!!..n cute..hahaha.....i nvr seen a green bug b4..so ler...i so sakai go see hr,see thr...hahaha... ariel../turtle.....hahaha...i took this while we're on the road to camp...she was cam whoring..so i just took a pic of her loh...hahaha...me: say cheese!! waaaaa look like turtle..so cute!hahaha.....ariel: ei!!..cat lar...MEOW!!...hahahas...the landscape is soo beautiful....hahaha....after this camping trip...i'm starting 2 admire nature... the sun!!!..hahaha....so nice hor....i so kheng in photographing...hahahaha....jk jk

Today....

today...me n my cousin went 2 go watch movie...ntg unusual rite...but we watched 3 movies....spending my sunday in the cineplex...was....tiring...haha...i spent 6 straight hours in the cinema..so i spent 4 hours..watching movies...sitting in a totally uncomfortable seat..with anoying ppl...so yeah..thats that...oh ya...firstly we watched madagascar...interesting...i loveee!! the sound effects..haha...n den we watched Igor...it is a totally B-O-R-I-N-G movie....hahaha...erm...n den we rewatch James Bond...quite interesting...haha...thr were at lot of ppl thr...n someone very tall sat in front of me..i knt c...haizz...n then...during the movie...i noticed 2 kids were running around...sooo distracting!!!...i really wanted 2 scold them...but i dint...== anywayy...its the parents...haizz...talk abt bad parenting...well..nt that im good in it..but..they r just plain selfish...letting their kids running up n down during a show is showing...n..worst of all...they...r soooo noisy....haizz....ppl nowadays,....hahaha....oh ya...here's smth interesting.....as u knw...im a food lover.. n i still am!!haha..=D..anyway...2day i ate ntg but popcorn....interesting rite....i din drink....i spent 6 hours in the cineplex....i survived it by eating a medium sized popcorn......n..2mr i got a camping trip 2 sematan or smwhr...its gonna last 3days...n...i nt yet pack!!!haih...i 4gt 2 buy junk food....nooooooooooo!!..TT

Totally bored....

...since im bored..i'll intro this new thing.**drumrolls**....this is my fav mug!!...no one is allowed 2 use it except 4 me..cause it is mine..muahahahaha....it has a pic of a cat on it...well..u can c that..anyway...i love it cause the cat is soooooo adorable...haha...
the inside!!!!...its blur...but i will spell it out 4 ppl hu need specs but nvr admit they need them..like me!!hahas...M-E-O-W....=D
side....hmmmmm C-A-T.....interesting...hahaha


back......the cat cute horh...looks familiar...hmmmmmm

OMG!!....my cat is a pervert!!!....

now..holiday liao...i spend most of my time at home reading books...n on9(well mostly on9 lar..hahaha)..haha..nowadays my cat keep disappearing...then..i found out that he was starring at the toilet..4 the whole day...n dat was 2 days ago....n when u finish doing ur bussiness...he would just lie there..n stare at u..after that...he will miao at u..den go on with the starring..hehe..my dad calls it toilet dreaming..hahahaha....i guess thats how my cat releases stress...or smth lidat..until now he is still doing it...haizz...my cat is a pervert...well i think he is...=D n...my bro keep complaining abt my cat starring at him while he is pee-ing hahaha....hu ask him...din close the door...so boduh!!wakakakaka...

i gt puppies!!!!!!!...=D

cute!!!!!!!
awwwww.......

Tuesday,October 28,2008

haizz...today....i feel so emo....donno y oso...i feel like i wanna die lidat...when i finally had fun...naomi scold me...4 a reason lar....usually...i 4get abt it...cause naomi always says sorry wad...but......2day....i feel like crying....so emo man 2day!!..ish....haizz....wanna cry lor.....n den i go watch anime...jigoku shoujo.....sad story came out....haizz.....cry even more....so today...i cried alot...which is unusual...hahahaha...haizz.....weird hor....den...go hear song....the radio station put all sad song 1.....haih!!!....everything so sad 1!!so bull man....haizz.....n den my dog....look so sad...hahahaha...but den it pooped on her puppies...so thats the only funny thing that happen 2day...other are so emotional...especially me....!!!....>.<

Tagged by bibi..

THE SELF
[01] Name:Joanne Soh
[02] Nickname: ah soh...sotong...
[03] Married: no...duh....
[04] Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
[05] Gender: Female
[06] Age: 13
[07] High School: SMK Green Road,GRSS...[Garfield Rocks Secondary School....=D]
[08] University: not yet...
[09] Height: very short..
[10] Weight:........
[11] Do you like yourself: YES! Duh....
[12] Piercings: yes!!
[13] Right or left: right
[14] Are you a freak: maybe..maybe not....=D
[15] Hair: black....
[17] Allergic:naomi..hahaha ...jk...[naomi,dun terasa...]
[18] What are you doing now: this
[19] What will you do 1 hour later:erm....u tell me...
[20] What will you do 10 years later: studying i guess

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: human....
[22] Siblings(included you): 2
[23] Eldest: me!!
[24] Youngest: i wished he was a cat...
[25] Love/hate your family: love loh..ntg else 2 love wad...

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: nope
[27] If yes, who is he/she: erm....if there was another half of me...wouldn't i be dead now??
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: ......
[29] Time(s) you in relationship:????
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000):nooooooooooo
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): no...sad rite...hahaha
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: since there’s no other half,i shall not answer this.=D
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: doing this tag??
[34] Ever argue with your other half: erm...i cant argue with myself...can i??
[35] You with your other half since: when i was born???i guess?...i cant be cut into half....rite??
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: straight...obviously...
[37] Reasons you love your other half: i love me!!!
[38] You and your other half in which stage:me n me??hmmmm....donno...
[39] You woo-ed her/him or he/she woo you: you're lame
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: not answering....

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: .....my dog!!
[42] Your first enemy: erm....let me c....
[43] The friend you love the most:i love them all!!!
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): TIFFANY YEO!!!!
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: harh???
[46] Your most handsome guy friend:hmmm...almost all the boys in sch so yucks ler....
[47] The kind of girl.woman you hate the most: bitchy
[48] The kind of boy/man you hate the most: human that acts like azri...hahaha
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: wtf??no!!nvr!!!
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: wtf?!?
[51] If your friend backstab you: kill them!!!!...hahaha...jk jk...erm...donno....
[52] If your friend betray you: aku bunuh dia!!!
[53] If your friend woo your lover: wah...i dun hav 1....=P
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: aiyah....dun k lor....
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend:that will nvr happen!!!!....=D

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: erm...dat depends on wad 'subject'
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: hmmm....depends on the teacher..haha
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most:Pn Yap!!!
[59] Always late to school/college: only to classes that are boring..=D
[60] Your class: 1 GARFIELD!!!!..(next year its gonna be 2 GARFIELD..)
[61] You love your seniors: siapa tu???
[62] Senior who you love the most: all of my seniors look scary worr...=D
[63] Your classmates good/bad: erm....hw should i knw.....hahaha
[64] Excellent result classmate: Naomi.....nerd!hahaha...jk jk
[65] Laziest classmate: am i counted???

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: there is only 1 word 4 this...n thats... naomi...
[67] Stupid people: act stupid....
[68] Good looking people: are arrogant
[69] Ugly people: ppl that are nt ugly..=D
[70] Funny people: funny larh....
[71] Cute people: are adorable...
[72] Bad people: bad ppl???gt meh???i knw evil ppl larh...hahaha
[73] Honest people: wah...u mean joshua???...
[74] Acting people: hated by me....
[75] You are what kind of people: saya.......tidak........tahu........
[76] Lip or eyes: eyes...
[77] Hugs or kisses:hugs!!!
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous!!!
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: erm...y ask me???
[81] Listener or talker: both at the same time!!
[82] Romantic or rich: erm....rich!!!dat way can chia me!!!hahahaha
[83] Good wife or Good mother: i prefer my mummy...

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry:u tell me....
[85] Numbers of kid(s): wtf??!!
[86] Career: work once n bcome a billionaire ord....
[87] Salary: higher than the moon...
[88] Retirement age: if im rich...that would be 20
[89] Properties value: a few thousand naomi's...hahahaha...alot of ppl wan bo....
[90] Wishes: alot....alot..

THE TAGS.
[91] I....

[91]Do....

[91]Not....

[91]Know.....

haizzz....im so disappointed....with...****** ******......haih...T.T

chocolates!!! i want all of them!!!!!!!!

chocolates!!!!!! i wan all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! i wan!!!!!!
wow!!!.....i wan!!!!
if it was a river.....i can imagine myself.....drowning....woppppss..... that came out wrong!!......
niceee!!!

wow..................when i imagine the taste....it is unimaginable......hahahaha......
waaah!!!!!...i cant wait to eat them!!!!.....
this is my fav...cause the cherries remind me jigoku shoujo.=D
this one look like naomi...hahahahaha....
this one look like bibi!!!hahahahaha.......
eeeeeeeeeeeee......i wan!!!!!!!
This oso can..=D
i wan!!!!
OMG!!
chocolate puding!!!!!
i wan!!!!
i thought we're nt suppose to play with food...
this i oso wan!!!
i wan dat oso!!!!
wah!!!!!look soooo nicee....i wan!!!!i wan!!!!